collegehumor:

Classy Girls And Icicles

They’re the two most popular girls in school.

collegehumor:

Honk If You Are Wearing A Thong

If you honk a horny cop immediately pulls you over.

collegehumor:

Mysterious Christmas Present

It’s just a bunch of loose cotton and fabric to make your own bear.

collegehumor:

Nerdy Videogame Console Wedding Cake

They spent all their honeymoon money on an arcade instead.

collegehumor:

Star Wars Christmas

Spock’s just working part-time as Santa’s elf for the holidays.

collegehumor:

Perfect “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” Question

I’d like to phone a friend.

collegehumor:

Yoda Replaces Jesus In Nativity Scene

The messiah, he is.

collegehumor:

Badass Grandma Plays Call of Duty

“You ask them if they are still alive. They are not still alive. I killed them.”